Evil Dead: Crossover Style chapter 3

Later that night, Ash was playing piano as his four bisexual girlfriends were dancing to the music, only wearing shirts over their trademark swimsuits. The girls danced until the piano music stopped. However, Ami kept spinning until Ash stopped her.

Ash: Whoa there. Hey, listen. We should stay up a bit and stuff.

Ami: Sure.

Serena: I'll change back into my regular clothes and make brownies for all of us.

Dawn: And May and I will go into our room and play each other. (shows what looks like Surgical Masks) All while the both of us wear these. These masks are called Silenmasks, which are Surgical Masks that work like gags.

May: Yeah. And after we did some of that, we'll be playing some more... (in a flirting tone) ...without them.

Dawn and Serena giggled at this.

Serena: I like what you're thinking, May. You and Dawn have put on those Silenmasks and have fun!

May: (while holding her Silenmask) We will!

May and Dawn put on their Silenmasks.

Dawn: (muffled talk, through thought, as she playfully grabbed May from behind by the breasts) Come here, sweet cheeks!

May: (muffled talk, through thought, as she was grabbed into her and Dawn's room) WHOO!

Serena: Ami, Ash has a surprise for you. (heads into her room to change clothes)

Ami: I can hardly wait. I'll check on Ashley first to make sure she's all right.

Then Ami headed off to check on Ashley. Ash then looks at Pikachu and Tekirai.

Ash: You two ready to watch?

Pikachu: (nods) Yeah. No problem.

Tekirai nodded in agreement.

Tekirai: (pressing a button on her collar; speaking human-like) I agree.

Ash then takes out the box.

Ash: She'll like this. I know it. Oh! Ami's coming back. Quick, get in position!

Then Pikachu and Tekirai quickly took their positions.

Ash: (sighs) Here goes. (heads to the couch)

Ami, still clad in shirt and swimsuit, came back and turned to see Ash sitting there with her eyes closed, holding a small box. He quickly opened his eyes to look at his pink-haired girl before closing them again. Ami glanced at Ash before she looked down at the box and put her hand near it. She kept looking back and forth from Ash to his box again. The boy opened his eyes slowly as he looked at his girlfriend before quickly closing them when she looked at him once more. Ami kept looking at Ash until she noticed him opening his eyes and looking at her.

Ami: (smirks, as she points) Aha!

The two laughed a bit before Ash took the box as he spoke playfully.

Ash: Oh, stealing from the blind, huh?

Ami giggled as Ash looked at the box before he smiled as he gave the box to her.

Ash: That's for you.

Ami took the box and opened it to reveal what was inside the box; a necklace with a miniature magnifying glass on it.

Ami: (smiles) Ash, how sweet of you. Would you put it on?

Ash: Oh, sure.

He then took the necklace as Ami turned around.

Ash: The other girls asked me to give it to you before we came up here, but... things got so hectic. (as he starts putting the necklace around Ami's neck) This is really the first chance we've had to be alone.

Ash pulled Ami's hair back to get it loose from the chain before he motioned to the mirror as he spoke.

Ash: Take a look.

Ami got up from the couch, headed up to a mirror and looked at her reflection.

Ami: Oh, Ash, it's beautiful. (turns around) I really love it. I'll never take it off.

She then walked up to him and the two kissed each other before they started kissing passionately as Pikachu and Tekirai watch lovingly. Meanwhile, outside, a demon (in first person view) sees the whole thing, along with Ash and Ami themselves sitting in front of a fireplace. Then, it sees Serena, in her regular clothes, making brownies. Then, it sees Kyoko, wearing a red two-piece swimsuit, recording Akashi playing with a swimsuit-clad, microfoam taped Sayaka.

Akashi: (groping Sayaka's breasts) You got a nice body, Sayaka. As always.

Sayaka: (muffled pleasured moaning)

Akashi: Cool. (to Kyoko) Sis, Sayaka and I talked about it earlier, so once I'm done playing with Sayaka, you can have a turn at that while you be gagged, yourself.

Kyoko: No problem. I always find Sayaka sexy whenever I feel that way. In fact, I'll gag myself right now, since the camera is on the tripod.

Kyoko then puts microfoam tape over her mouth.

Kyoko: (muffled talk, through thought) All right, when my brother's done, let's boogie! (gives Sayaka a thumbs up and winks)

Sayaka: (muffled talk, through thought; as she winked back) You know it, pal!

Then, the demon sees May and Dawn, still silenmasked in swimsuits while no longer wearing shirts, playing with each other themselves.

May and Dawn: (muffled pleasured moaning, as they grope each other)

Then, the demon sees the others doing some regular stuff, like eating, playing video games, drawing, writing, etc. Then, the demon sees Ashley, wearing a robe over a pink shirt, white shorts and slippers, looking at the drawing from earlier in concern before the demon spoke up.

Demon: Join us. Join us.

Ashley: (hearing this) Hello?

Demon: Join us. Join us.

Ashley: Now, mother always said, that whenever you hear a strange, frightening, and potentially life-threatening ghostly chant coming from the dark woods... that there's only one thing that you should do... Not wake the others and go investigate it alone.

Ashley then gets up and walks outside.

Ashley: Hello? Is there anybody out there?

While walking into the dark woods, Ashley looked around a bit worriedly. Except for a wolf howl, she didn't hear anything. The dark clouds covered the moon to make everything even darker while the woods started getting a bit foggy.

Ashley: All I see are these trees.

Demon voice: Join us.

Ashley: (getting scared) Hello?

Demon voice: Join us!

Ashley: I heard you! I heard you in the cellar!

Then, a loud crack was heard, alarming Ashley. She turned to the source of it but didn't find anything. Then the blond girl turned towards another area were yet another loud cracking sound was heard. Nothing.

Demon voice: Join us!

Ashley: I know someone is out here!

Just then, the trees came to life.

Trees: JOIN US!!!

Ashley screamed in fear on seeing demon trees before she found herself being grabbed by some branches and vines that held her in place.

Trees: Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!

Ashley: (as the evil trees chant) No, please, no, God!

The evil trees soon pulled her legs apart from each other.

Trees: Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!

Then her clothes were ripped apart and pulled away by some other branches while her legs got bloody scratches.

Ashley: No! That's so inappropriate! No, please, God, no! Aaahhh!!

Trees: JOOOOIIIIN UUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!

Ashley lets out a bloodcurdling scream while one of the roots was about to thrust towards and into her crotch.

Voice: (muffled, through thought) THAT'S ENOUGH!

Then, suddenly, the trees were attacked by a familiar Skullgirl as she ripped some of the roots holding Ashley.

Ashley: (freed from the trees) Who are you?

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) The name's Squigly, and I don't tolerate evil demons, especially ones that rape you.

Ashley: Well, thank you. (points at Squigly's stitched mouth) Your mouth. It's...

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) I know. It's a long story. Oh! (points to her creature) This is Leviathan, my companion.

Leviathan: Pleasure to meet you, miss. Come with us back to your cabin if you want to live.

Suddenly, the group hears a tree fall down.

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) Cripes! The demon!

Ashley: Oh no! I gotta warn Ash and the others!

Leviathan: Then, follow us!

Then Ashley got up and ran off with Squigly and Leviathan. The three ran until they reached the cabin door.

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) We made it!

Leviathan: Quickly! Open the door!

Ashley tried to open the door, but to her, Squigly and Leviathan's horror, the door was locked!

Ashley: (as she bangs on the door) ASH!!!

In the woods, the demon chasing the three knocked down another tree. Ashley kept opening and banging on the door. Leviathan looked up at the top frame of the door.

Leviathan: Ashley! The key! Use the key!

Ashley reached to the frame and got ahold of the keyring and tried pulling on it to get it down from the frame. Meanwhile, the demon got close to the RV.

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) Hurry, Ashley! The demon's getting closer!

Ashley managed to grab the keys and started trying to unlock the door as the demon got past the RV and was heading closer to the three. Ashley tried one key to unlock the door, but it didn't work.

Ashley: (panicked) HELP!!!

(Ashley tried the other keys on the keyring as the demon kept getting closer and closer. But then, she dropped the keyring and quickly went to pick them up, but not before a hand grabbed Ashley by the arm, making her scream. Then she looked up and saw her brother at the door, holding her.)

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) About time.

Ashley: Ash!

Ash: Come on, get in! Quick!

Ash gets the three inside and Squigly closes the door to get the demon to back away. Inside, Ash and the others look at Ashley in concern as she puts a long jacket over her torn clothes.

Akashi: What the hell happened to you?

Kyoko: (pointing at Squigly) And who's this?

Ash: Ashley, what's the matter with you? Did something in the woods do this to you?

Ashley: (traumatized) No, it was the woods themselves! They're alive, Ash! The trees! They're alive!

Kyoko: Again... (points to Squigly) Who the hell is this?

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) My name is Squigly, and this is Leviathan.

Leviathan: Nice to meet you all.

Sayaka: (points to Squigly's stitched mouth) I can see why you're speaking clear through telepathy.

Kari: Yeah, poor thing.

Squigly: (muffled talk, through telepathic thought) I know... And because of these stitches... I'll never be able to talk in a normal way again! (muffled crying)

Madoka: (as she comforts Squigly) There, there, Squigly. It's okay. I'm sure we'll find a way to get those stitches removed somehow.

Sayaka: I got just the thing to do that. Stand back, everyone.

Then the group, except Sayaka, stepped away a bit as Sayaka transformed into her Magical Girl form.

Sayaka: (making her sword appear) Hold still, Squigly.

Squigly gulped nervously on seeing Sayaka's sword, but stood still, bracing herself.

Sayaka: Here goes something!

Sayaka carefully cut off all of the stitches with a straight across slash, freeing Squigly's mouth as a result.

Squigly: Hey, I didn't even feel a scratch.

Gasping in realization, Squigly covered her mouth before she felt her lips.

Squigly: My... my mouth! (excitedly) It... it's not stitched anymore! I can speak again!

Sayaka: That's right.

Squigly: Oh, thank you so much! How can I ever repay you?

Sayaka: Don't worry. We'll think of something soon.

Ashley: I thank you for saving me, Squigly. But still...

Serena: Ash, why don't I take her in the back room so she can lie down?

Ashley: I'm not lying down! I want to get out of here! I want to leave this place right now! Right now, Ash!

Akashi: Wait a minute. I sure as hell am not leaving any place tonight.

Kyoko: Me neither!

Sayaka: (concerned) Ashley.

May, Dawn, Serena and Ami: (likewise) Ashley.

Ash: Ashley, there's nothing out there. Trees do not attack people.

Ashley: Ash! Will you drive me into town or not?

Ash: What? Right now?! Look, sure, sure, I'll take you into town, but just listen to what you're saying!

Ashley: I don't care how it sounds! I wanna get out of this place right now!

Ash: Okay, maybe you could stay somewhere in town tonight.

Ash takes Ashley into the RV, setted the coordinates to a nearby town and tries to start it up to no avail.

Ashley: I know it's not gonna start. It's not gonna let us leave.

The RV finally starts up after a while. It goes to drive to a nearby town, but it later stopped after a bit.

Ashley: Why did it stop?

Ash: Wait here.

Then Ash got outside to check out the reason why he stopped.

Ashley: You see something? Where are you going?

No answer was heard.

Ashley: (concerned) Ash?

After hearing no response again, she got out of the RV and started following Ash.

Ashley: Ash?

Ashley didn't get another response and she continued following. A branch off a tree, alarming her a bit. Then, although Ash was nowhere to be found, she saw something to her horror: The Bridge is destroyed.

Ashley: Oh no... I better get back to the RV!

Just then, Ash came back and grabbed Ashley, making her scream in fear and alarm before she started crying.

Ashley: (while crying) It's not going to let us go! It's not going to let us go! I told you! I told you! It's not going to let us go! Why won't you listen to me?!

Ashley breaks from Ash's grip before slamming her fists on the ground.

Ashley: No! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Later, after Ash and Ashley went back to the cabin, Akashi was chopping wood while the others inside played the tape to hear more of Sensui's journal.

Recording: I know now that my wife has become host to a Candarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of bodily dismemberment. I believe now to avoid this horror, but for myself, I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling... for me.

Just then, Squigly and Leviathan explains their entire story [Note: Squigly's Skullgirls second encore story] to everyone. Once she finished...

Squigly: And that's what happened before you unwittingly played the recorded passages.

May: That's awful.

Dawn: At least you destroyed Double and stopped her in her tracks while saving everyone before death.

Serena: Yeah.

Kyoko: (munching on chips) So, you're a friendly zombie, eh? Interesting.

Squigly: Yeah. No way I'd kill any of you or make you part of the Evil Dead.

Leviathan: I wouldn't allow it, either.

Meanwhile, Sayaka and Ami were playing a game.

Ami: Okay.... It's 6.

Sayaka: What suit?

Ami: Diamonds, duh.

Sayaka: OMG! 6 of Diamonds! You're right!

Ami: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!

Ash: (focused only on the tape) Yeah, truly amazing, Ami.

Ami: I don't know. I don't know, but I think it's really some sort of extra sense or something, you know, like ESP.

Sayaka: Okay, smart alec. (holds the next card) Try this one.

Ami: Please, I'm not dumb. It's obviously 8 of Hearts.

Sayaka: (surprised) I don't believe it!

Ashley was looking out the window as she was speaking.

Ashley: ...of spades. Queen of Spades.

Looking surprised and confused, Sayaka held up the next following cards as Ashley spoke them.

Ashley: (talking in a strange tone) Four of Hearts. Eight of Spades.

Then Sayaka and Ami looked towards Ashley in confusion and concern.

Ashley: (as her voice gets distorted) Two of Spades! Jack of Diamonds! Jack of Clubs!

Then, suddenly, she turned sharply towards the group as she roared, revealing herself to have been transformed into a demon!

Squigly: Oh, no! We're too late!

Leviathan: She's been corrupted!

The instant everyone else screamed in horror from seeing Ashley now a demon, intense music started playing before Ash's corrupted sister began to sing.

Ashley: (singing) Why have you disturbed our sleep?

Awakened us from our ancient slumber?

You will die! Nightmare is before you

Like others before you, you're gonna tumble

(Ashley points at Ryuko.)

Ashley: (singing) One by one

We're gonna take you

(pointing at Pence) One by one

Nothing you can do

(pointing at Kyoko) One by one

You'll surely fall

(pointing at the others) One by one

We're gonna kill you all

Now I'll ask you a question, not where or why or how

But who?

Look who's evil now!

Ashley then falls to the floor, unconscious, as Akashi walks into and joins the group.

Akashi: What happened to her?

Serena: (concerned) Ashley?

Ash, May and Dawn approach her a little.

Dawn: Did you see her eyes?

May: Oh, Ash, I'm scared. What's wrong with her?

The group was about to touch her, but then she suddenly woke up, still possessed and corrupted, making the others yelp in alarm as she sang once again.

Ashley: (singing) WHOO!!! Suck it to me, baby!!

Look who's evil!

Look who's evil!

Look who's evil now!

I said, look who's evil!

Look who's evil!

Look who's evil now!

(Ashley quickly goes up to Akashi and Kyoko.)

I know you two wanted to scare, but that was really rude!

Let's see if you're still laughing when I show off my new attitude!

I'll twist you scumbags, I'll beat you all black and blue!

Then, I'll smash you with a smack and make good human blood fondue!

Just try and screw with me! I'll show you where your grave is!

Sometimes, being evil's cool. Just don't confuse me for, oh, Miles Davis.

(Ashley then backs away a bit and continues the song.)

Now I'll ask you a question, not where or why or how

But who? Oh, oh!

WHOO! Look who's evil now!

(Ashley grinned demonically as she spoke.)

Ashley: Now I told you all earlier I would take you all out one by one, (chuckles) and I'm not one to make false promises. Ha ha. So kids, let's kick it!

(points to Ash) First, Ash! I'll whip your ass!

(points to Akashi) And Akashi! I'll punch your gut!

(points to Sayaka) Sayaka! I'll slash your belly!

(points to May and Dawn) And May and Dawn! I'll throw some pencils at ya!

(Ashley throws pencils near and past May and Dawn's respective ankles, injuring them. The pencils also injured Manaphy and Piplup.)

May: (screams, as Manaphy started crying in pain) My ankle! I can't walk!

Dawn: (as Piplup held his foot in pain) Me either!

Madoka: (horrified) That's horrible!

Serena: (likewise) Oh no!

Ryuko: (angrily) Why, you dirty bastard! (to Ash; as she and Nero grab the two injured girls and Madoka grabs the two injured Pokemon) We'll take them to their bedroom and make sure they're okay!

Ash: Got it! (to Ashley) Ashley, knock it off!

(Ashley, however, pushed Ash to a shelf that broke apart as Ryuko, Nero and Madoka help May and Dawn back to their room. Ashley then grabs a knife and walks slowly to her brother when Akashi stopped her.)

Akashi: Ashley, stop it!

(Ashley pushed Akashi aside and continues to walk towards Ash as she continued singing.)

Ashley: (singing) You can't stop me!

You can't stop me!

You can't stop me now!

I said, you can't stop me!

You can't stop me!

You can't stop me now!

(Just when Ashley got closer to Ash, Akashi kicked her into the cellar. She tried to pull him in by the leg.)

Ashley: Who's the stupid bitch, now, Akashi? WHO'S THE STUPID! BITCH! NOW?!

Akashi breaks his leg from her grip and closes the cellar door and locking it so Ashley doesn't get out while she's still corrupted. Meanwhile, in another area, a plane landed somewhere. A guy came out and let a girl out. The girl had moderate violet eyes and hair that was moderate sapphire blue with moderate violet and brilliant rose streaks. She was wearing a blue short shirt, a purple tie, a purple skirt with a pink 6-pointed star on it, purple socks with violet tops, and black shoes. Her name is Twilight Sparkle. Then she stepped off the plane and was helped out by one of the plane staff.

Twilight: (smiles) Thank you.

After she was fully off the plane, Twilight walked off a bit.

Voice: Twilight!

Twilight turned and saw someone running up to her; a boy with spiky brown hair, green eyes, a black vest over a white shirt that has his Triforce Cutie Mark on it, blue pants with a belt, tennis shoes and a red collar. This young man is Twilight's lover, Ben Valorheart.

Twilight: (grins) Hi!

The two embraced and kissed each other happily.

Ben: How'd the expedition go?

Twilight: Great. I found pages of the Book of the Dead.

Ben: Yeah, I got your telegram. Thanks. What condition are they in?

Twilight: (shows Ben the pages) Take a look.

Ben looked over the pages.

Ben: They haven't aged a day in 3000 years.

Twilight: Maybe longer.

Ben: When do we begin the translations?

Twilight: Tonight. Everything all set with the professor?

Ben: Well, it should be but I haven't spoken with him in a week. There's no phone in the cabin. We'll take my car, it'll take us about an hour to get there. Twilight, you hinted in your telegram that the professor was onto something in the first part of his translations. What has he found in the Book of the Dead?

Twilight: Probably nothing. But just possibly, a doorway to another world?

Little does Twilight know that she was right and that the books curse occurred on the cabin.