It's a Very Merry Cartoon Christmas Movie 7

(Act 7)

Sonic ran through the area, glaring back at the boy.

Sonic: Leave me alone! I'm goin' home to pack and say goodbye to my friends. Now the joke's over!

However, he was blocked by the boy.

Pit: Number one, you don't have a home. Number two, you don't have any friends, because you haven't been born. And number three, I don't joke. I've been told I'm not funny.

Sonic: (frowns) Oh, really? That gag with the snow in my face was hilarious.

Pit: You mean it?

Sonic: (snaps) I was being rhetorical!

Pit: (to himself) Well, let him learn the hard way.

He then noticed someone as he looked surprised.

Sonic: Huh? Is that...?

He darted off.

Pit: Besides, I'm new at this.

Near the bench somewhere, the familiar figure looking slightly skinny duck motioned a man to a brick nearby him.

Donald: Hey, pal! Now hold up if ya could spare a sec. Uh, the name's Donald and this here is Amy, the dancing brick.

The man, looking at them, frowned and scoffed as Sonic rushed to him.

Sonic: Hey, Donald! Thank goodness. Why aren't you at the party?

Donald: (frowns) Look, pal, I am trying to work here.

Finally, the bored man left.

Donald: (annoyed) Great! That was my only customer today. (shoves Sonic) Thanks a lot! Thank you.

Sonic: Geez, sorry, Donald. At least Daisy would...

Donald: (scoffs) Don't bring up that Freak Girl! She is a cheater, always is! She dumped me cold, for that rich snob I call my cousin, Gladstone!

Sonic: (shocked) What?! Gladstone?! But I thought you....

Donald: And how did you even know me? And her? I never saw you before in my life!

Sonic looked surprised and scared.

Pit: Sonic.

Donald: Why don't you just run along?

Sonic: (gets pulled) I don't get it. Donald?

Finally, he was pulled away while Donald sighed.

Donald: Sorry, Amy.

Sonic: I don't understand. I mean Donald acted like he didn't know me.

Pit: Because that was the Duck from the Sonic-less world.

Sonic: (stunned) He what? (glares) What are you talking about?

Then a smiling Daisy, who was dressed in a purple winter outfit, by with another duck named Gladstone smirking arrogantly as the former spoke.

Daisy: Oh, Gladstone, you said the most nicest things I have ever heard.

Gladstone: (smugly) I know I do, darling, because I am lucky, better than all the unwashed masses in this place.

The duck gave a cruel chuckle as he and Daisy left with Sonic in disbelief.

Sonic: I can't believe it! Daisy dumped Donald for this arrogant, conceited jerk?!

Pit: I'm afraid so, Sonic.

Sonic: (growls) When I get my hands on that traitor, I'll--

The angelic boy then noticed a familiar figure from a cage.

Pit: Hey, isn't that your friend, Speedy, on TV?

Sonic: I'm afraid to look.

He gasped, noticing the yelping Speedy on TV where the logo showed "Fear Factor".

Sonic: What? Speedy on Fear Factor?

Pit: Yeah, after the Samurai Pizza Cats went out of business and disbanded, he got desperate.

Sonic: No one could be that desperate!

On TV, the host known as Chris McLean looked at a blond-haired woman named Lindsay.

Chris: Lindsay, next you have to face off against a filthy, disease-ridden cat.

Speedy: (frowns) Hey!

Chris: Ready? And if you pass this test, you'll then have to eat the disgusting cat.

Speedy: AHHH! WHAT?!

Chris: Here we go.

Speedy: Now wait, that's not in my contract!

Chris: Three, two, one, go.

The cover was lifted before both Lindsay and Speedy screamed.

Sonic: What a disgusting show. How can the network live with themselves?!

Pit: It's worse than it seems. For some reason, your not being born has altered the world so just about 100% of network TV is a reality show.

Sonic: Ugh! But I don't understand. Especially with Donald, I thought he likes Daisy.

Pit: From what I hear, the two had a love-hate relationship with one another. Because you weren't born, they never learn to just love...and well...let's say it gets ugly from there.

Host: Now go on, eat the cat!

Both screamed in fear.

Host: First bite's the hardest part. Tastes just like chicken.

Sonic: Dang...poor Speedy. (groans) I can't watch this. This is a nightmare.

The two walked off.

Pit: You weren't there to keep your friends together, so...

Just then, Sonic stopped, listening to music.

Sonic: What is that awful music?!

He paused a bit.

Sonic: Is that the band?!

At a place marked "O'Starlight's Celtic Dance Troupe", the familiar figures (the Loonatics, Louis, Marty and the Impossibles) in Irish clothing came to the stage, dancing an Irish dance.

Topher: Okay, let me see my speech, Fluffy.

Slam came to the front, dancing more with Sonic noticing.

Sonic: Wait a second - you guys are the Starlights, not Riverdancers!

Just then, he was kicked by Slam.

Slam: NO TALKING TO BAND!

Sonic: Ow.

Topher: (glares) Out of the way before you get stomped! (pushing him) And why aren't you in the kitchen? Shouldn't you be on some No.2 plate special or something?

Sonic: (glares) What are you talking about?

Topher: (points) Over there, short-stack.

He looked, then gasped as he looked horrified, noticing a familiar logo.

Sonic: Appleday's?! Oh no!! Don't tell me!!

He walked slowly to it before the man looked at the boy from heaven.

Topher: Are you a dancer?

Pit: Not really.

Finally, Slam fainted to the ground.

Pit: (to Sonic) Anyway, sadly yes, Sonic. You weren't around so Sonny Appleday got what he wanted: a successful franchise.

All while Sonic looked at the menu, looking horrified at the orders, then at where the food was served.

Sonic: (shivers) No...It can't be...

He looked at Jesse working the counter, looking bored and miserable with poorly dressed clothing.

Jesse: Welcome to Appleday's. How may I help you?

Pit: Aw, man...

Sonic started darting off.

Pit: Oh dear. (looks behind) I'm sorry, Sonic. (notices) Huh? (following) Sonic!

Sonic darted to the ally before gasping, noticing the night club where the theater once was.

Pit: Yep. Mr. Spim's Cartoon Theatre. Do you wanna see how THAT turned out without you?

Sonic looked reluctant before nodding.

Pit: I thought so. Prepare yourself. It isn't a pretty sight.

They walked together before arriving to where a familiarish alien was looking at his clipboard.

Sonic: Oh, Jumbaa! Please tell me you know and please tell me this is still Mr. Spim's Cartoon theater!

Jumbaa: Huh? Mr. Spim's Cartoon Theater? (points) Can't you read, glowing boy? This is Dot!

He looked up, gasping as he saw the dot logo. Inside, people danced at the rave party while Sonic looked stunned, noticing people raving and familiar faces wearing rave clothing with glow rings, yelping a bit.

Sonic: What the-?!

One of them neared the glow rods too close to him before he backed up, then stumbled to a weird pedophilish man, whom grinned, trying to make a kissy face.

Sonic: (panics) AGH!!

He backed up before bumping to a cage, then turned, gasping as he saw Rachel dancing inside the cage.

Sonic: Oh crud!

He went around the dance club, looking horrified.

Sonic: This is a nightmare!

Pit: (arriving) Now do you believe that you weren't born here?

Sonic: I'm starting to.

Pit: And if you think that's bad, (points somewhere) look at this.

Sonic turned and gasped in horror as he saw the Misfits onstage, including the Tri-Lights, the Holograms (minus Jem), Minx, Rapture and the Dratz (who was cosplaying as KISS). A song played as Pizzazz began to sing.

Pizzazz: (singing) It's happened
I've made it
I'm finally here
At the top of the charts

Roxy, Stormer and Rapture: (singing) Top of the charts

Pizzazz: (singing) It's happened
The dream of
A lifelong career
I'm at the top of the charts (top of the charts)

Roxy, Stormer and Rapture: (singing) Top of the charts

Pizzazz: (singing) Always in the running
But I, I never got the vote, no

Kimber, Aja, Shana, Raya, Minx and Rapture: (singing) They said that you would never break through

Pizzazz: (singing) Oh, yeah?
Well, pardon me while I gloat

Justin: (singing) Whoa-ho

Pizzazz: (singing) It's happened
I knew it
It's where I belong
I'm at top of the charts
Misfits: (singing) Top of the charts

Pizzazz: (singing) Yeah!

Misfits: (singing) It's happened
We've done it
We helped put us all
At the top of the charts
Pizzazz: (singing) The top, the top, the top!
I've had my taste of glory
I'm determined, I will stay

Misfits: (singing) Where?

Pizzazz: (singing) At the top of the charts!

Misfits: (singing) Top of the charts

Pizzazz: (singing) At the top of the charts

Misfits: (singing) Top of the charts

Pizzazz: (singing) The top, the top, the top!

The crowd cheered and applauded wildly as Sonic looked at Pit.

Sonic: The Holograms, the Stingers, the Tri-Lights and the Dratz are Misfits?!

Pit: In a world without Sonic the Hedgehog, yes. And Jem married Riot, who was stuck up, arrogant and selfish, never coming around in this timeline. And what's worse? Rio is homeless, and the Starlight Girls are at an orphanage.

Sonic: No... who would kick those poor kids out and take over Starlight Music?

Pit: (groans, as he glares and points at another area) Take a guess.

A man named Eric Raymond grinned as he watched the Misfits' performance.

Eric: This is the life! The Holograms are dead, and Starlight Music is mine forever, thanks to that lovely female!

Sonic: (shocked and outraged) Eric Raymond?! (angrily) Why, that dirty crook!

He then yelped, noticing Magnum at the bar, serving drinks.

Magnum: Hey, Gustina. Here you go, dear.

Gustina: Hey thanks.

He then glanced at Gerry and Pete looking at the other women.

Magnum: Hey boss, listen. By the way, these two deadbeats over here.

The two glanced at him.

Magnum: They stopped buying drinks for the girls about an hour ago.

Gustina: Is that true?

Gerry: We've been buying all night!

Pete: He's right. We're going for broke.

Magnum: They're lyin'.

Gerry: What!?

Gustina: I think it's time for you two to hit the road.

She kicked their stools down, causing the two to yelp and fall to the ground.

Sonic: Yeesh.

The others laughed a bit with the two wincing.

Gustina: Ha! You can give out heckles but you can't take them, losers!

Magnum: Right.

Gustina: How about another?

Magnum: You better believe it, sister.

Then, up came two familiar figures holding a tray.

Tails: Hey, Miss Gustina?

Gustina: Yes?

Tails: We're all out of mineral water.

Gustina: (glares) Then find some empty bottles and fill it with tap water!

Ayla: Tap water?!

Tails: But-

They yelped, being shoved.

Gustina: And make sure you don't take Vicky's water! Even I know not to!

Sonic: Tails?! Ayla?!

Pit: Forget it. You ain't their big bro and cousin respectively here, Sonic. Without you, they don't have the confidence to stand up for themselves.

Sonic: Oh man.

Pit: And Shadow never became a good guy. He is always evil, working for Gustina. And the Sonic Heroes, the Freedom Fighters- they never formed.

Sonic: Oh, that does it! (snaps) Lady!

Gustina: Yeah, what do you want?

Sonic: Not only have you ruined the theater, but you ruined the Cartoon Heroes!

Gustina: Thank you. Customer feedback is very important to us. I will certainly consider your input. Thank you.

Sonic: Now wait a second-

However, when she snapped her fingers, Shadow and a muscular Pleakley snatched him.

Sonic: AGH! Shadow! What're you doing?! Pleakley! You're all swollen!

He was pulled away as he shouted.

Sonic: I hope you lose everything when I return to my world, you rat!

Shadow: Shut up, you blue rodent! Nobody disrespects the great Gustina!

Sonic: Shadow, this is not like you! You gotta reconsider working with that diva!

However, the door was kicked open with Pleakley preparing to toss him out.

Sonic: Hey, could we talk about this?

However, he was tossed out of the building and toward the trash can. After a moment, Pit was tossed out as well.

Pit: WAAAAAHHH!

Pit hits a wall that has a wanted poster for Spade, landing on the wall.

Pit: Rats. I hate it when I get bad luck here.

Shadow: And stay out!

Pleakley: (deep voice) No angels!

Finally, the door was closed, making the blue hedgehog worry while the angel boy showed a stamped hand.

Pit: I managed to get my hand stamped. Lick your hand and we'll try to get back in.

Just then, a familiar figure, shivering while wearing poor clothing looked around before he helped the two up.

Roxas: Are you guys OK?

Sonic: Yeah.

He was lifted up.

Roxas: There you go.

Then, the boy with them was helped as well.

Sonic: (surprised) Roxas?

Roxas: Yeah?

Sonic: (sighs) You probably don't recognize me, do you?

Roxas: No. But this is Christmas Eve, and it looks like you could use a hand.

Sonic: Why, don't you got two of your own?

Roxas: (chuckles weakly) Oh, that's funny, very funny. I wish I got a friend who can give me jokes like that.

Sonic: (smiles) Still, your kindness means a lot right now.

Roxas: Yeah, well, always help a stranger. (backs away) Uh, bye.

Finally, he darted off, yelping and running.

Sonic: Well, he's acting a little strange, but it's good to know Roxas turned out basically OK.

Pit: Yeah - if being a pickpocket is OK.

Sonic gasped, realizing and patted himself.

Sonic: Ugh! He took my wallet! Unbelievable.

Pit: And you don't even have pockets - even more unbelievable.

Voice: (angrily) Stealer!

Suddenly, a punch was heard, and Roxas' scream was heard.

Roxas' voice: Oh no! Not you! H-Here, take it, I don't want it anymore!

Voice: Scram! And don't come back!

Roxas was then heard screaming as he ran out of sight.

Sonic: Hey, Roxas, what's the matter?

Voice: I'm what's the matter.

Sonic and Pit turned and saw Rio, wearing an overcoat over poor clothes, walking up to him. He then gave Sonic his wallet.

Rio: I got this back for you from that thief.

Sonic: (as he takes his wallet) Hey, thanks, Rio.

Rio: (confused) How do you know my name?

Sonic: Oh, uh... a friend told me about what happened with you and the Holograms.

Rio: (sighs) Yeah. We used to be a popular band, until Jerrica and I broke up. I never realized she was Jem, until now. But it's too late, since she has Riot now.

Sonic: Aw, Rio, I'm sorry to hear that.

Rio: Hey, thanks. Stay out of trouble with pickpockets next time, all right?

Sonic: Yeah, sure. No problem.

Rio: Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta find a job.

Sonic: Okay. See ya.

Rio walked off as Pit looked at Sonic.

Pit: Like I said, Rio's out on the streets.

Sonic: Wait, what about the Avengers, and the X-Men?

Roxas: They're all at war... against each other.

Sonic: (gasps) Wait! You mean Xavier and the X-Men were never together in this world?

Pit: You got it, bud. The X-Men are only in a mutant resistance, of course, fighting against superhumans like the Avengers.

Sonic: W-W-What about the Tiny Toons?

Pit: (frowns) Plucky's the star of the show, and Montana Max took over ACME Acres.

Sonic: (gasps, then growls) Oh, no, he didn't! I gotta stop that traitorous duck!

Then the blue hedgehog zipped off.

Pit: Sonic, wait!

But suddenly, Sonic bumped into someone, making him fall to the ground.

Sonic: (angrily) Hey, watch where you're going! I gotta put a stop to that green featherbrain's show!

Voice: Sonic?!

Sonic: Yeah, that's me! What's your proble-- (stops, realizes) Wait! You know me?

The voice of the person who bumped into Sonic revealed itself to be none other than Buster Bunny.

Buster: Of course I do, Sonic! It's me!

Sonic: (shocked) Buster?! But- But how?! You're not supposed to know me in this world!

Buster: (uneasily) Let's just say I had issues, too.

Sonic: Oh, no. Don't tell me Monty took over everything on your end, too?

Buster: Yep. He's in cahoots with Gustina.

Sonic: Figures. So Bugs Bunny is your guardian angel, right?

Buster: (winks) You got it! (uneasily) And, uh... I'm kinda on the run from the police, cause Rio punched Plucky and ruined his show.

Sonic: (shocked) He did what?!

Buster: That's why Rio was fired and homeless, running away from the police.

Sonic: Man, that's terrible!

Pit: Sad but true.

Bugs: That's the way it goes, Sonic.

Sonic: (worried) Yeah, but...how could things be this bad without me?

Pit: I guess someone like you makes a big difference in a lot of lives.

Sonic: But...I'm just one hedgehog.

Pit: You know what? I think there's someone else you should see.

Sonic: (realizes) Amy...

At the hotel, the two and Buster looked at the bare poor building.

Sonic: She lives in this sty?

Pit: (nods) Yeah. Apartment 217.

Buster: Yep, she has it bad like Babsy does here, and the Freedom Fighters were never formed. Robotnik already won in this world.

Sonic: (shocked) Robotnik took over Mobius?! It can't be!

Pit: Yep, it is.

Buster: And Yugi never got that dueling mojo since he lost to Kaiba, who became the Duelist Kingdom champion and ruling the Duel Monsters world.

Sonic: Kaiba, a heartless jerk, more than usual?

Pit: That's right.

He then showed a box of candy in a heart box.

Pit: Here, you better take these to Amy.

Sonic: Right.

Pit: Oh, and I hope your heart is fixed. It's going to be broken soon.

At the floor where the bare door was, Sonic looked reluctant, then sighed before knocking.

Amy's Voice: Who is it?

Sonic: Um...my name is Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog.

Many locks were heard unlocking before Amy's face with a face mask peeked.

Amy: Who?

She gasped, then grinned with a sigh.

Sonic: Um, it's um...someone you used to know.

Amy: (eye twinkled) Yes...Of course...It's all coming back to me now. Um...wait right there!

The door closed, stunning him while toilet flushing and grunting and a cat noise was heard inside.

Amy's Voice: Out of my way! Sorry!

Sonic listened close, then yelped as he heard a crash noise. After a few moments, Amy, in casual clothing, opened the door, grinning a bit.

Sonic: Amy?

Amy: Darwin? It's been so long since we met that...

She then noticed the box of candy.

Amy: Oh, you brought candy!

Sonic yelped, being pulled inside with the girl with dishwashing gloves taking the box.

Amy: Okay, let's see what's in here.

He closed the door, then looked at Amy eating the candy.

Amy: Mmm. Oh, fruity center...and nuts...

He looked around, noticing cats around the building.

Sonic: Hey, Merry Christmas, Amy.

He then looked at the messy area a bit.

Sonic: I can see you really like cats.

Amy: (sighs) Doesn't everyone?

Amy: Make yourself comfortable.

Sonic was pushed to the couch, sitting down.

Amy: Have a seat...somewhere.

Sonic: Thank you.

He looked at her after a moment.

Sonic: You, uh... you look good. So, what are you up to?

Amy: Actually, I do quite a lot of acting.

Sonic: Oh really?

Amy: Of course, I do most of it from here now.

Sonic: (to himself) Dear goodness, it's worst than I thought.

Just then, the phone began ringing.

Sonic: Uh, Amy? Your phone.

Amy: (groans) All right, all right. Excuse me.

Sonic: Sure.

She went to the phone, picking it up while Sonic petted a cat.

Sonic: Nice kitty.

Amy: Hello, darling. Miss Rose knows the answers you seek.

He turned, yelping as he saw Amy wearing a wig.

Amy: You must be 18 or older. 2.99 a minute, local tolls may apply.

Sonic: Agh! What are you doing?! You're not Jamaican!

Amy: (covers the phone) Well, I'm not psychic either. (to the phone) Now, as I was sayin'...(pauses) Hello? Hello?

She groaned, hanging the phone up.

Amy: (snaps) Oh, great! (removes the wig) You just lost me a gig!

Sonic: But Amy, that's not real acting. That's deceiving people for money.

Amy: (gasps) Oh, no. You're not a cop, are you? If you are, you have to tell me.

Sonic: (yelps) No, no, I'm just a friend. Look, what do you say you and I go out for a nice Christmas dinner?

Amy: (worried) But what about my babies? I mean, I still have to wrap Mr. Meow-Meow's present.

She went to the boxes as she sighed.

Amy: Besides, I look terrible.

Sonic: Amy, are you crazy? You always look beautiful.

He sighed as Amy looked at him.

Sonic: You've got more beauty and talent than any supermodel or movie star I know.

Amy: It's true I once had dreams of going to Hollywood and becoming a big star. (looks depressed) But...they were just dreams. Silly dreams. Ha-ha...

She looked more down, starting stream some tears.

Sonic: (holds her) Oh Amy...

He looked down a bit as well.

Amy: I think you should leave now.

Sonic: Huh?

Amy: Big day tomorrow. Lots to do.

Sonic: Yeah, but...

Amy: Clean, decorate, bake the Christmas cry...(realizes) I mean, pie.

He looked a bit worried.

Amy: (frowns) What? I'm not pathetic!

Sonic: No.

Amy: I still have my phone acting.

The hedgehog became more worried, backing up a bit.

Amy: (glares) It's just the kitties and I want you to leave now! Leave! (shoving him) Did you hear me?

Sonic: Now wait-

Amy: (pushing and shoving) Scram! Vamoose! I said out!

Sonic: Amy-

Amy: (hits him with her hammer) Hi-yah!

The blue hedgehog was hit, crashing through the door, leaving a hole and Sonic forced out of the apartment.

Amy: (tosses the box) And take your chocolates, too!

She slammed the door before she opened it a moment, snatching the box.

Amy: On second thought, I'll take these.

Finally, she left him, slamming the door on his face.

Sonic: Oh man, Amy. (looks down) I'm sorry...

He then saw Amy, from the hole he made, crying.

(End of Act 7)